Levi Roots is sad 15:39

Poor Old Levi

Time Machine 17:18

I've finally found a reason for building a time machine.
To star in this film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JLbdJfiabK8

I'm holding out for the Hollywood remake.

Via io9
http://io9.com/5874563/what-if-alien-was-a-hong-kong-horror-movie

More toilet issues 11:47

I've synchronised toilet times with a guy at work.
This is not on purpose, you understand - that would be a strange thing to do, resulting in awkward discomfort for both parties involved, with no gain on either side, humorous or not.

The worst thing about the situation is that I'm always the one that enters the toilet second.  Like I'm following him in there.  Like some horrible toilet follower.

I've tried holding it in a while when I feel the urge, but the universe has deemed this to be it's latest 'hilarious' prank to pull on me and there he is when I finally go, mildly irked by my ever present face in the men's room.

Today he eyed me, like he knew I was following him.  My brain explained to me that it was the Universe's fault, not mine.  I told it that could be a difficult thing to explain to a urinating stranger.  After a short bout of contemplation, it conceded the point and allowed me to continue my ablutions.

I win brain.  I win,

Skull Dreams 15:04

So there we all are, in a field on a game show where there is a load of towels hanging up.
Each member of the team has an allotted time in which to collect some towels.
The towels have prizes written on them in black marker pen.

A chicken is tugging at a thread from one of the towels.

We all pile into an old car that will only go backwards and, as I drive us to our new house that we have just won across the field from where the gameshow is still continuing, I notice that someone has removed all of the air vents from the dashboard.

The house appears to be made of old bricks and has several places where they have fallen down.  I look in one of these openings and it's full of skeletons, but made of computer wire frame model as if on an old green-screen monitor.  I lift one of the skulls and it collapses into a pile of useless vector lines in my hand.

The whole thing has left me rather despondant.

Tea:  Green Redbush Tick Tock
Favorite marble:  Spanny Naked Lady
On the tune box: TM JUKE - Come Away

POWK! 15:38

Seems like I'm getting around 15 hits a month from people searching for the word 'Powk' - mainly on google.
That's just too damn low.

More Powk hits please.

Psychic killer tyre 13:52

Why Didn't I think of this first?

Check out:
http://www.rubberfilm.com/index.cfm

We can do it 16:42

We can do it, originally uploaded by smashmirrorcardboardface.

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