Alarmed 14:47

My sister in law occasionally stops me dead in my usually quite smooth running tracks with her slightly askew view on the world. Example below is a zinger she came out with the other day after she had been awoken by her burglar alarm in the middle of the night.

"So my first thought was that it was a UFO or summet come to take me away, but then I was thinking that the noise was SO loud and sounded SO inhuman that I thought I'd turned into a dog."

She's available for birthday parties and Bar Mitzvahs.