Man in the office #1

*Early Bowie voice required*

Man in the office with the crazy hair,
I'm glad you show such passion and flair.
No wonder people trip over your chair
Seeing your head, one needs to stare.

Did you come here by motorbike?
Helmetted down to your collar.
a victim of a balloony strike?
you static-ey mulletted feller.

Man in the office with the crazy hair,
looking like a greased up bear.
Man in the office with the crazy hair,
living life without a care.