Tiger

So my mate saw a tiger directing traffic the other day, no word of a lie. He denies it now of course, but I know better.

The tiger was just standing at the roadside pointing its paws in various directions and making car noises until a community support officer appeared and guided it away. By this point a crowd had gathered and this one guy calls the tiger a freak.

As the tiger is being lead away, he turns to the guy and says, "Where are you all going?"